

I think if someone tried to take me, you’d at least fight them for me a little…” I watched his face for a moment before narrowing my eyes. My sister says I get feisty when I’m tired.ĪHall80: I see. RubyMars: I’ll take it you’re still constipated. RubyMars: No? You didn’t like that question?ĪHall80: Did you finish your dating website profile? RubyMars: No, you’re just like I expected. RubyMars: Am I being too… familiar with you? I don’t want to make you feel weird.ĪHall80: You’re packing on that weight quick.ĪHall80: I’m messing with you. Compared to how I felt two months ago, still like crap. RubyMars: Compared to how I was feeling three weeks ago, a thousand times better. I’ll write you again when I find my balls. RubyMars: There are tears coming out of my eyes.ĪHall80: Bye. I won’t judge.ĪHall80: I don’t know when the last time I laughed so hard was.ĪHall80: Everyone is looking at me wondering wtf happened.ĪHall80: You’re never hearing from me again RubyMars: I mean… you can tell me if your butt hurts too, I guess. RubyMars: But you don’t want to talk about it.ĪHall80: You’re not the only one who couldn’t breathe or type. We don’t have to talk about it.ĪHall80: It’s not that I don’t want to talk about it… RubyMars: Does that mean you’re dead set on not re-enlisting? RubyMars: What I didn’t finish saying was that he said that, but he’s gone to Cancun twice with his boyfriend, LOL.ĪHall80: It’s different. RubyMars: My brother said once that his goal is to never see sand in his life again. RubyMars: No sand? I thought you were planning on going to the beach?ĪHall80: The beach is different.

I can already taste it.ĪHall80: A hot shower… a real bed… AC everywhere…ĪHall80: Clean clothes. The longest 8 weeks of my life.ĪHall80: I want a shitty, greasy, deep dish pizza like you can’t imagine. “RubyMars: Have you heard anything else about when you’re leaving for good?ĪHall80: Not yet, but everything seems to be on schedule.
